Been dating this guy for 4 months and today he asked me why I don’t have a boyfriend. ☹️☹️

— Usisi Nandi🦋 (@pallnandi) September 29, 2022

seeing a boyfriend's handwriting for the first time can be one of the most jarring experiences of a girl's life

— layla (@laylology) September 21, 2022

How was I the first person to suggest to my boyfriend that he might be autistic?! The guy lines up his bananas in order of ripeness in order to standardize the flavour and texture of the exact same smoothie that he drinks at the exact same time every morning…

— The Tweedy Mutant ♿🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (@the_tweedy) September 29, 2022

Mon petit ami veut me quitter parce que j’suis une obsédée des Séries Télé… Mais va-t-il vraiment me quitter ? On le saura au prochain épisode 🤷🏾‍♀️

— La Marrera 👑💕 (@Ali_Conne) November 24, 2018

People will be like "nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped" and then post a picture of their boyfriend

— 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡 (@mishricci) September 29, 2022

Ne refuse pas d’aller étudier à l’étranger pour rester avec ton petit ami 🥲 paaaars https://t.co/5CaDuMwqu2

— Stephanie Stevens (@stephstevensss) December 3, 2021

girls don’t want boyfriends they want emma chamberlain’s kitchen pic.twitter.com/S27pyQsRum

— discount dakota johnson (taylor's version) (@k__d13) September 28, 2022

It’s National Boyfriend Day but idk which one to post🥺

— Emily🤪 (@alienslurpeee) October 3, 2021

you can all enjoy national boyfriend day today but i'm looking forward to tomorrow pic.twitter.com/TYrOsEzF1A

— cait briggs (@caitlinbriggss) October 4, 2016

when i get a boyfriend, do y’all wanna see his arm or his leg

— q (@qvrgss) September 22, 2022