FYI this means there’s a person whose job it is to tell this dude how old they think his penis looks. pic.twitter.com/erk7pJZLOl
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) November 11, 2023
Bryan Johnson’s, 46, and penis, 31, passed away last night due to a gas leak https://t.co/RwzgtHUp1H
— Anatomy of a Fall Guys (@firagawalkwthme) November 10, 2023
I don’t think anyone has ever said “you have the penis of a 31 year old” as a compliment https://t.co/zDnXvL1j8J
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 10, 2023
Look, I'm not in favor of an asteroid hitting the Earth, but I'm not not in favor of an asteroid hitting the Earth. https://t.co/bMW7tQvbGa
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) November 10, 2023
Her: What’s with the dozen donuts?
Me: They’re for my meeting at work.
Her: Isn’t it a zoom meeting?
Me: And?
— SHADED (@Shader70) November 12, 2023
My kid loved terminator 1 and 2. He asked me if there were any more and I told him no because I’m a good dad.
— Octopus/Caveman (@OctopusCaveman) November 10, 2023
Wait, was that person flirting with me?
*Me, 10-15 business days later.
— Leggy Del Pain (@coffeeandvinyl1) November 14, 2023
Sorry I'm late for work, I followed this car for two hours. pic.twitter.com/841lcFNmDb
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) November 16, 2023
Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) November 14, 2023
là je vois un docu netflix ils ont traduit "it's lit" par "on dead ça"
— felix (@cornoravirus) March 2, 2019
