Our selection of funny EN tweets from January (and more, see bonus)
How to improve your English ? By reading The Countwer of course ! So here we go
Let’s start with some pictures (twitpics in french)
Wow, 3D printers have really come a long way. pic.twitter.com/0iXAGb06FR
— J-LIST (@jlist) January 8, 2015
— Wave Gawd (@TheGnarlyLife) 29 Décembre 2014
sorry but it's impossible to not love this picturepic.twitter.com/vgqz4HAMAT
— Perfect Babies ♥ (@SmilingBabys) 1 Janvier 2015
And now some jokes
Listen google, it's 2015. I need you to figure out who I'm talking about when I type "that one guy in that movie I didn't like."
— The Alicianater (@leechee420) January 9, 2015
Tweeting then deleting is like farting, then quickly leaving the room.
Everyone knows you did it, but there's nothing they can do about it.
— KennectTheDots (@GrabTheWEness) January 26, 2015
If the package says "OPEN HERE," I open it right there in the grocery store.
— Damon Hunzeker (@DamonHunzeker) January 22, 2015
Home alone 4:
How the fuck do we get rid of this kid?
— Roxy (@rockthechuck) January 18, 2015
I'm guessing (123) 456-789 is a fake number. I bet Sue Doku isn't even her real name either.
— Rick Aaron (@RickAaron) February 1, 2015
Meanwhile on Facebook, jenny is seriously wondering if it takes 18 months for twins to be born or just 9..
— RäRä© (@Moi_RaRa) January 31, 2015
Personal trainer: So what are your fitness goals?
Me: [peers across gym] See that ripped guy over there?
PT: Ah yes..
Me: I wanna kiss him
— Jaz (@jazmasta) January 30, 2015
Sadly, if you wear Crocs, you can't even use your shoelaces to hang yourself for wearing Crocs
— Zachary Townsend (@Mr_Kapowski) January 29, 2015
Davos, where people talk about climate change but…
1700 private jets expected to Davos in Switzerland to discuss climate change at World Economic Forum pic.twitter.com/RUbMDYYksT
— Flightradar24 (@flightradar24) January 20, 2015
— Jerome Hudson (@JeromeEHudson) January 22, 2015
Charlie Hebdo on track to beat Piketty's record for "most English words about a French thing written by people who haven't read it".
— zatapatique (@zatapatique) January 11, 2015
Back in the 90’s, with the X-Files
— David Duchovny (@davidduchovny) January 13, 2015
— Gillian Anderson (@GillianA) January 14, 2015
There was a storm in NYC. The canadian reactions :
The 'huge snowstorm' about to hit New York is what we in Montreal refer to as 'weather'.
— Beerhaze (@Beerhaze) January 26, 2015
An American blizzard to Canadians is called a "LOL".
— GrossHopper (@AGStr8upNinja) January 27, 2015
OMG!!! I can't find my thing because it's put away in the place where it's supposed to go.
— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) January 26, 2015
I wish my wife would stop telling the kids that Chewbacca is "kinda like a Bigfoot". They're two separate species from different galaxies
— Pete Lynch ⚪️ (@PJTLynch) January 11, 2015
Don’t read those tweets if you are hungry
Apparently, cupcakes are just called "a cake" when you eat 27 of them.
— jordan (@jordan_stratton) January 22, 2015
S is about the only thing that salad and sexy have in common
— Anna Nonymous (@osoplain) January 13, 2015
Bonus : some funny tweets but not from january,should be
Hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I've ever talked to.
— Ignoble Savage (@drayzze) March 3, 2014
If you love someone let them sleep
— Eve (@lovemydogduck) November 12, 2014
I saw a girl wearing a "fight poverty" t shirt. So to try to impress her, I went over and punched a homeless person.
— swollenvoice (@swollenvoice) December 1, 2011