The Countwer | Vol.15
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The best tweets of December 2015
Let’s start with ‘MERICA :
https://twitter.com/DieVerseCA/status/671561249184858112
When you replace the guns in photos GOP politicians post of themselves with giant #GOPdildos https://t.co/xGixF9hCe9 pic.twitter.com/UVZPtO1gvK
— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) December 7, 2015
If ISIS wants to scare Americans they need to come up with something better than shootings because that's our national past time
— Better Khal Saul (@BreakingBraavos) December 4, 2015
An early look at tomorrow’s front page…
GOD ISN’T FIXING THIS: https://t.co/eKUg5f03ec pic.twitter.com/j4gEFg9YtJ— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) December 3, 2015
Growing up is not exactly what we were told it was supposed to be.
I think the worst part of being an adult is trying to fit into everyday situations whilst your brain screams "STOP TRYING TO BE NORMAL"
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) December 16, 2015
"In real life you won't always have a calculator with you." — math teachers in the 80s
— Joe Sondow (@JoeSondow) December 28, 2015
https://twitter.com/AlanHungover/status/678701930554777601
Star Wars, AGAIN ?
"It's me, the ghost of your old hermit friend. Kill your dad." pic.twitter.com/XE8MH1z3IX
— Lon Harris (@Lons) December 6, 2015
Don't travel without a ticket. pic.twitter.com/7a3aFxIaWx
— 🐝-List At Capital (@BListAtCapital) December 19, 2015
This No-Star-Wars-Spoilers thing is the closest I've seen americans work together since 9/11
— GonzoHacker (@GonzoHacker) December 18, 2015
For our vegan friends
https://twitter.com/Sanchovies/status/675766950698557440
fucking vegans pic.twitter.com/BaR1OdCdlW
— 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇 (@JIMHATESYOU) December 26, 2015
Gender studies.
Thank you @Kleenex – I was having a hard time fitting my man tears into the lady hankies. pic.twitter.com/ejhLe7LuJi
— Justin Guarini (@JustinGuarini) December 14, 2015
you think astrology is fucked up? some parents believe the shape of a baby's genitals predicts their favorite toys, hobbies, and colors
— Willrad Von Tiredlad (@willrad) December 16, 2015
Some random craziness, straight from the Internet
— Philip "January 7th" DeFranco (@PhillyD) December 21, 2015
Crazy to think that it's 2015 and you still can't show a woman's nose on screen. pic.twitter.com/HeGweQuqcD
— Daniel Benneworth-Gray (@gray) December 22, 2015
I'd like to apologise to the lady I just called by mistake saying 'Hello, is this planet Earth?' – not a prank call…just a wrong number!
— Tim Peake (@astro_timpeake) December 24, 2015
Just doing some late night studying pic.twitter.com/I7DtsYDa70
— Josh (@literalIyjosh) December 15, 2015
The UK top 40 looks like it's arguing with itself pic.twitter.com/sEzVPuDk0R
— Joe (@joe_cadman) December 18, 2015
ffs mum pic.twitter.com/k8ZHXMvdGo
— Young Lad (@joe_murrayyy) December 25, 2015
This is the best clapback known to man pic.twitter.com/sfEaKWcitf
— 𝖂𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖒 (@faguettte) December 2, 2015
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/672291430732161024
@SoVeryBritish typical Brits, queueing for the hell of it. #nothingtoqueuefor #someoneelsejustjoined pic.twitter.com/rKjLb2IzaB
— Vanessa Page (@NessPage) December 4, 2015
The good news is that Schrodinger's cat is definitely dead by now, which simplifies a lot of quantum mechanics.
— Zach Weinersmith (@ZachWeiner) December 4, 2015
The negative space looks like a Canadian mountie. #bttf pic.twitter.com/rz1pW4afr4
— Brock Baker (@BrockBaker) December 31, 2015
New Year’s Eve
https://twitter.com/hughesroland/status/682916583073779712
FUCKING
NAILED
IT pic.twitter.com/NkNrJeRSUe— neontaster (@neontaster) January 1, 2016
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