DISNEY SHAREHOLDERS: okay how are you guys gonna top Toy Story 3!?
PIXAR: Buzz & Woody get a new friend!
SHAREHOLDERS: great! What is it?
PIXAR: it’s a plastic fork.
SHAREHOLDERS: okay but seriously.
PIXAR: its name is Forky.
SHAREHOLDERS: …we’re gonna be so rich
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) November 12, 2018
trying to explain to your 5yo the difference between the dolls that come to life in toy story 4 and the doll that comes to life in annabelle comes home is surprisingly difficult
— Brian Wecht (@bwecht) June 24, 2019
Toy Story 1, 2, 3: What do you do when the person you love outgrows you?
Toy Story 4: You live your own life.
— Miggy Villanueva (@miggyvillainous) June 23, 2019
are the sex toys alive in the toy story cinematic universe
— STASIA GREY (@XXXORCISM) June 24, 2019