genie: i shall grant you three wishes
me: i wish for a world without lawyers
genie: done, you have no more wishes
me: but you said three
genie: sue me
— rocket (@tweetsbyrocket) September 7, 2019
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millennial: i wanna die
boomer: here's climate change
millennial: not like that
— rocket (@tweetsbyrocket) August 25, 2019
boss: you're late again
me: i saw a dog
boss: that's what you said yesterday
me: he lives in my house
— rocket (@tweetsbyrocket) August 20, 2019
teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up
me: happy
teacher: [on phone] we need to talk about your son's unrealistic expectations
— rocket (@tweetsbyrocket) August 18, 2019
me: [googling] lose weight
google: eat healthy and exercise
me: [googling again] lose weight NO salad NO running
— rocket (@tweetsbyrocket) August 6, 2019