Me: would you like some olive oil on the pasta?

Customer: is it extra virgin?

Me: *tearing up* no it’s the same price

— its steeve again (@steeve_again) July 20, 2022

There’s a guy in my pocket pic.twitter.com/uLzlRp6tLj

— steeve again (@steeve_again) November 12, 2021

Why does every toy in Toy Story always stop moving when a human is around? Who do they answer to? Who created that rule ? WHO IS THEIR GOD?

Therapist: let go of my collar

— steeve again (@steeve_again) June 2, 2019

Harry Potter: Voldemort killed Cedric

Ministry of magic: Liar

Harry: use a pensieve to view my memories

Ministry: we don wanna

— Steeve again (@steeve_again) September 6, 2019