[seeing other people get vaccinated] pic.twitter.com/UC6ZDJsQz7

— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) March 12, 2021

Girls don't want a boyfriend, they want pants with pockets.

— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) December 6, 2020

Everything is chaos so here is a bunny eating blueberriespic.twitter.com/iWPBaEuRxZ

— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) November 3, 2020

[God making coconuts]

ANGEL: Hair on the outside?

GOD: Yes

ANGEL: Milk on the inside?

GOD: Yes

ANGEL: So, this is another mammal?

GOD: [taking bong rip] lmao, no

— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) February 3, 2019