i just overheard this little white girl in starbucks say “china has too many ppl anyways what’s so bad about coronavirus” and i WHIPPED my head just to see she is SITTING BEHIND AN ASIAN GUY WHO HEARD HER AND THEN TURNS AROUND AND COUGHS ON HER!! i swear her soul left her body

— peytøn (@peytnhaag) February 18, 2020

i saw this video of a lady’s new puppy on facebook and oh my god WATCH UNTIL THE END pic.twitter.com/7XVSALYIap

— peytøn (@peytnhaag) September 17, 2019

my roommate broke up with his girlfriend last night at a fancy restaurant and she started bawling…. everyone thought he proposed to her and started clapping.

— peytøn (@peytnhaag) September 10, 2019