in PRIDE AND PREJUDICE Jane Bennet gets slightly rained on in transit for dinner and proceeds to stay at Netherfield for [checks text] five days, and is subsequently joined by two family members for her convalescence https://t.co/QtiCR7Ih0k
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) February 2, 2020
when i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it uncovered when youre not home" and i said "oh wow because of spirits?" and she said "what? no bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house"
important lesson
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) November 12, 2019
#QueerEye creates unrealistic expectations about how many gays in a friend group will be able to drive
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) June 17, 2018
every heterosexual couple’s level of effort pic.twitter.com/wvbbWthNXb
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) December 4, 2018