the sexual tension between my lighter and my neighbors trump flag
— kate (@kaiteasley) August 19, 2020
therapist: have you considered maybe not sabotaging your own life
— kate (@kaiteasley) June 27, 2019
what to get the signs this christmas
aquarius: gift card
pisces: gift card
aries: gift card
taurus: gift card
gemini: gift card
cancer: a therapist
leo: gift card
virgo: gift card
libra: gift card
scorpio: gift card
sagittarius: gift card
capricorn: gift card— kate (@kaiteasley) December 13, 2018
if u find a guy that gives u an orgasm, keep him. guys aren’t good at that https://t.co/pIWyskx1fa
— kate (@kaiteasley) September 16, 2018