life is so boring not being rich… i literally do the same routine everyday… listen to the same songs everyday… my FBI agent must've quit his job by now from being so bored pic.twitter.com/c1IzCyQnel
— ¿alex? (@hoemoticon) February 23, 2020
romeo drinking the poison when he thought juliet died pic.twitter.com/WInvJpRJWb
— ¿alex? (@hoemoticon) February 14, 2020
nobody:
me taking food back to my room to binge watch a show instead of being productive: pic.twitter.com/3L70auI4PC
— ¿alex? (@hoemoticon) January 31, 2020
assignment due: 11:59pm
me having a mental breakdown at 11:30pm because i decided to do it last minute: pic.twitter.com/BgbXiQKxYC
— ¿alex? (@hoemoticon) September 16, 2019
pennywise: “i can pay your college tuition”
me: pic.twitter.com/s33PgtJEZr
— ¿alex? (@hoemoticon) September 30, 2019
me trying to explain to google a song i heard 2 years ago pic.twitter.com/dCmE9cSsOL
— ¿alex? (@hoemoticon) September 27, 2019
when somebody in class asks the question you were thinking so now you can continue being an introvert pic.twitter.com/RRMf5SnoLk
— ¿alex? (@hoemoticon) September 3, 2019
cashier: “your total is $19.95”
me: *hands a $20* “keep the change”
me leaving: pic.twitter.com/wrI2aSPOCc
— ¿alex? (@hoemoticon) August 24, 2019
when i spend my money trying something new on the menu & it tastes bad pic.twitter.com/faWLRXt50V
— ¿alex? (@hoemoticon) August 21, 2019
me checking my bank account balance before eating out for the 9th time of the week pic.twitter.com/n1tObY8Z76
— ¿alex? (@hoemoticon) November 10, 2018