me: therapy has been amazing
her: so you don't wanna die anymore
me: i do but now i can articulate why
— james (@heybuddy_comic) August 8, 2020
— james (@heybuddy_comic) July 29, 2020
sirius black: im innocent
judge: i don't believe you
sirius: give me truth serum
judge: for some reason no
— james (@heybuddy_comic) July 11, 2020
when you think your dog is barking at nothing he's actually barking at capitalism
— james (@heybuddy_comic) July 7, 2020
anxiety: everyone hates you
depression: for good reason
— james (@heybuddy_comic) June 27, 2020
"you'll regret that tattoo in the future" bro there is no future
— buddy (@heybuddy_comic) June 20, 2020