swear i was born in the wrong generation… i could have been a cephalopod in the paleozoic era but instead i have to pay taxes
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) October 23, 2021
the only difficult part about wearing a mask when im out is that dogs on the street don’t know im smiling at them
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) February 12, 2021
tired of this pic.twitter.com/dAxW8MfykH
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) July 11, 2020
national anthem:
-old
-boring as shit
-probably not even on spotifymalcolm in the middle intro song
-fucking slaps
-nostalgic
-you’re not the boss of me now and you’re not so big— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) September 12, 2018