i’m glad that TENET has been postponed two more weeks, but it still sucks for my friends in the third dream layer who now have to wait another 45 years.

— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) June 26, 2020

DISNEY SHAREHOLDERS: okay how are you guys gonna top Toy Story 3!?

PIXAR: Buzz & Woody get a new friend!

SHAREHOLDERS: great! What is it?

PIXAR: it’s a plastic fork.

SHAREHOLDERS: okay but seriously.

PIXAR: its name is Forky.

SHAREHOLDERS: …we’re gonna be so rich

PIXAR: pic.twitter.com/6oqvSCP89m

— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) November 12, 2018