idk if you’re talking about spongebob or squidward but somehow i’m both https://t.co/xF9PVVSDoD
— connor (@connorhannigan4) February 4, 2019
My girlfriend wanted to watch Bird Box but I didn’t want to so we compromised and now we’re going to watch Bird Box
— connor (@connorhannigan4) December 28, 2018
*buys someone a Christmas gift*
brain:
don’t do it, wait until Christmas
don’t do it, wait until Christmas
don’t do it, wait until Christmas
don’t do it, wait until Christmas
don’t do it, wait until Christmas
don’t do it, wait until Christmasme: here’s your gift!!!
— connor (@connorhannigan4) December 17, 2018