date: so what do u do
me: i'm a time traveler
date: (gets up and walks out)
me: (loudly) i knew u were gonna do that btw

— chuuch (@ch000ch) September 10, 2016

the bug looking at me through my windshield as i drive it to its new life 3 miles away from its home pic.twitter.com/7l7p0uBZZr

— chuuch (@ch000ch) September 29, 2023

Romeo: check out this cat video
Juliet: omg dead 😂
Juliet: hello
Juliet: romeo
Juliet: i didn't mean literally dead
Juliet: romeo

— chuuch (@ch000ch) November 21, 2015

i never wear red underwear in case there's a bull nearby wearing x-ray glasses

— chuuch (@ch000ch) January 19, 2019