Happy 4th Birthday to my forever Costume Partner ✨👻 Love you Cleo 😘😘😘 pic.twitter.com/mnhL9LPF0d

— Bretman Rock Paper Scissors (@bretmanrock) October 31, 2020

That one scene in Icredibles 2 where Edna Mode had to babysit Jack Jack ❤️✨ basically describes me baby sitting my sister’s kids lol Baby Ezekiels first🥰🥰 pic.twitter.com/Ta8y9KYNcD

— Bretman Rock Paper Scissors (@bretmanrock) October 29, 2020

How it started. Vs How it’s going pic.twitter.com/ZUSDJl09od

— Bretman Rock Paper Scissors (@bretmanrock) October 9, 2020

Me as a plant …. dramatic as fuck pic.twitter.com/x9SaUeHImV

— Bretman Rock Da Boat (@bretmanrock) August 14, 2020

Starbucks worker: Hi can I take your or—

Me: NO STRAW PLEASE

— Bretman Rock 🐢 (@bretmanrock) January 13, 2019

I can’t believe they cut this out of Birdbox #BirdBoxMemes pic.twitter.com/5xr8NqQUTf

— Bretman Rock ? (@bretmanrock) January 1, 2019