friend: don’t look and make it obvious it’s that person over there

me: pic.twitter.com/0khjuc8Bxg

— zander (@alezander) May 4, 2019

me coming back to twitter after studying for 2 minutes pic.twitter.com/QHBmgh3qv9

— zander (@alezander) April 13, 2019

when i stop daydreaming in class and look up to a board full of writing pic.twitter.com/YLYVPsqkDh

— zander (@alezander) March 2, 2019

Person: If you had to grab one thing in a house fire what would it be?
Me: pic.twitter.com/Fn6n1RkJmA

— zander (@alezander) March 6, 2019

Getting 4 hours of sleep vs. 8 hours pic.twitter.com/igRfoPz8ly

— zander (@alezander) March 8, 2019

this tweet was funny when I read it but then I realized her name is Andy and WHY IS IT FUNNIER https://t.co/hY8ZE96mKS

— zander (@alezander) January 13, 2019

i'm not even reading this shit. https://t.co/jRzFaq5VhO

— zander (@alezander) November 12, 2018