I think we learn about other planets too young. They should keep it from us until we’re like, 16. Then be like, “guess the fuck what.”

— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) November 23, 2021

Got all ready to bingewatch seinfeld from the beginning because I thought it "wouldn't hurt me." Here's the opening of the pilot pic.twitter.com/Ke8R0ndyu0

— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) March 26, 2020

explaining to my friends w kids under 6 how it’s been isolating alone pic.twitter.com/ewBTvH3DLG

— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) April 5, 2020

The only way I wouldn't procrastinate is if one of my friends was killed every hour I didn't do my tasks. &even then, you know. Which friend

— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) July 21, 2015