Spotify: hey dumbass. hey asshole.

Me: pls don’t

Spotify: here’s your 2019 Rewind playlist you bitch

Me: stop

Spotify: and we pulled every fucken song from that one 6 week period after a breakup

Me: *already listening to the playlist, crying* it’s perfect. i hate you.

— dirk diggler (@TakeForGrantd) November 30, 2019