The calendar you never knew you needed. pic.twitter.com/TKRxOAknZm

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 17, 2023

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And in case you didn't get that:
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— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 27, 2023

Is it possible to use a bar of soap completely? Until it, like, disappears? Discuss and get back to me.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) December 17, 2022

At my first SALEM'S LOT signing, I had one customer. A fat kid who said, "Hey bud, do you know where there's some Nazi books?"

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) December 5, 2022

Didn't Trump say only mobsters take the 5th?

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 10, 2022

A rich guy flew in a rocket plane. Let’s move on.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 11, 2021

IT CHAPTER 2 is coming.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) December 4, 2018