18:00 – Arrive home
18:01 – Pyjamas

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) January 14, 2022

The three possible reactions to pulling a name out for Secret Santa:

1. "Oh god no"
2. Oh, okay"
3. "Who?"

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 14, 2021

“What are you doing?”
“Yoga”
“You’re just lying on the sofa”
“That’s one of the moves”

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 11, 2020

Barbecue on Tuesday pic.twitter.com/AwhXzWhx5i

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 9, 2018

Going camping and thinking you're Bear Grylls because you manage to cook some beans

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 27, 2015