I can't believe Elon Musk spent all that money to buy Twitter instead of cloning dinosaur DNA for a real Jurassic Park.

— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 26, 2022

ghost: BOO

Me: what are you doing?

ghost: scaring you?

Me: buddy it's 2020 you're gonna have to try harder than that

— Count Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) October 25, 2020

Dinosaur 911: what's ur emergency

Dinosaur: A FIREBALL IN THE SKY IS FLYIN AT US

Dinosaur 911: is it the sun

Dinosaur: haha probably. bye

— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 20, 2015