There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 24, 2024

Men are complaining that Turning Red wasn’t “relatable” like other Pixar movies, so I guess it’s easier for them to relate to bugs, toys, monsters, cars, rats, elves, or robots than it is to relate to actual human girls.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 13, 2022

If your gender reveal party kills someone, you’re probably having a white male.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 9, 2021

PSA TO MEN: It’s not “babysitting” when they’re your kids.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 6, 2020

Give her what she really wants this holiday season. Death to the patriarchy, and real pockets in every dress and pair of pants.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 30, 2019

Imagine believing that spells from young adult novels about a magical school for child wizards can hurt you but climate change can’t.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 2, 2019

I imagine Mother's Day gets really awkward and confusing on Game of Thrones.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 9, 2015

Bran: (says weird shit)
Sansa: …
Arya: …
Jon: …
Daenerys: …
Sam: …
Davos: …
Brienne: …
Jorah: …
Tyrion: Ok fine since clearly nobody else is going to ask, what the fuck is your deal, kid?

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 22, 2019

IF GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL HOW IS THERE A FROZEN 2 pic.twitter.com/tnoPNWwZGd

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 13, 2019