Every woman I’ve ever talked to has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s rly funny to see grown men be proud of dating 19 year olds

— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) November 11, 2023

It was kinda weird of snape to call himself the half blood prince idk kinda dramatic

— Michaela Okland (@MichaelaOkla) February 1, 2021

If baby yoda is an infant at 50 years old and can’t even speak then I don’t rly understand why he’s ~so wise~ when he’s like 800 ? I thought he just had these long years of obtaining knowledge but instead it takes half a century for him to form a sentence ? Why do we listen 2 him

— gov michaela (@MichaelaOkla) December 1, 2019