When your favorite song comes on…wait for it!🤠 @LilNasX pic.twitter.com/Zdxd8QgdSt
— Aussies Doing Things (@aussiesdointhgs) June 28, 2019
me after cummin before the other person and not wanting to do any more sex stuff because secx gross now eww yucky yucky pic.twitter.com/xNa0xbpK4F
— im not reading all that (@LilNasX) October 12, 2022
starting my first tour tonight and i have social anxiety, so if ur in the audience please turn around and don’t look at me.
— NASARATI (@LilNasX) September 6, 2022
i overheard my uber driver and his wife being sad about having trouble having kids so i left my nephew in the car. i love doing gods work!🤍
— nope (@LilNasX) October 27, 2020
me at a funeral after saying we should cut the person open to see if they’re cake pic.twitter.com/m0R2Fa3dRU
— nope (@LilNasX) July 12, 2020
finally watch the new avengers wow that purple man is mean
— nope (@LilNasX) May 6, 2019
omw to mcdonald’s y’all want something? pic.twitter.com/ImmqvWjZb2
— nope (@LilNasX) March 26, 2019
nobody:
y’all: I SWEAR 🙏🏾TO GOD ☝🏾YALL BETTER 🚫NOT BRING YALL KIDS 👶🏽 TO THE THEATRE 🎭 FOR LION KING 🦁👑 THIS FOR US GROWN UPS🧔🏽👱🏽♀️ONLY❗️😫😫
— nope (@LilNasX) November 24, 2018