I used to think a classic zombie outbreak couldn’t happen. They’re too slow, we’d see them coming, the govt. would put them down easy.

By now it’s obvious we’d be fucked. They’d call it a hoax, people would ignore it, the president would call them Chinese Walkers.

— Sterling! (@JimSterling) March 22, 2020

Animal Crossing is the ultimate power fantasy. Waking up without problems to deal with, paying off your mortgage with fruit, and having the free time to fish or dig holes.

In this world, no fantasy is more empowering.

— Jim Sterling (@JimSterling) June 13, 2019