Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.

Don't forget to wear your masks, kids. pic.twitter.com/RBd3X1AayD

— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) October 7, 2020

Since I'm 40 I think it's about time to start my midlife crisis.

I'm thinking of picking up surfing.

Do you all have any suggestions?

— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) August 26, 2020

It's my gift to the world: I make people feel old.

I'm no longer a kid, that's my job.

— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) August 26, 2020

I have a big problem with this petition…

I'm actually 39 years old. https://t.co/kOU3Zd7e00

— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) September 7, 2019

#heygoogle Have you ever wondered what Kevin McCallister is like as an adult?  Me neither. But just in case you’re curious you should totally watch this #ad pic.twitter.com/uO9qMPrUT3

— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) December 19, 2018

I just woke up and saw I was trending. Can someone explain what's going on? Did I die again??

— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) February 26, 2020

I can't believe this is the 5th Year in a row I’m not in the in-memoriam… and I've been trying so hard. #MackTweetsTheOscars pic.twitter.com/aAWsVecEVl

— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) February 25, 2019

If you read the bible in reverse, it’s about the world’s population killing each other until there’s only 2 people left, and then the woman pukes an apple and they both get naked.

— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) October 18, 2019

Hey, say what you want about the Bible, but it’s the #1 reason I stopped accepting fruit from talking serpents.

— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 14, 2019

Hey @Drake I'm right here, bro. DM me. See you at the BBQ. pic.twitter.com/GTHMKg6LWU

— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) June 3, 2019