With all the talk about migrating to mastodon, I'm starting to picture myself as a tribal elder who realizes he has already made his last migration as he watches everyone pack up their furs and babies and earthenware pots and start traveling south ahead of the advancing glacier.

— Howard Mittelmark (@HMittelmark) November 4, 2022

The whole world is lava.

— Howard Mittelmark (@HMittelmark) May 16, 2020