My 4 year old cousin said "if a Happy Meal is for kids, then grown-ups must eat Sad Meals" and it was the most real thing I've ever heard.

— scarfo (@Doughbvy) August 8, 2018

4pm: wow i have so much work
5pm: *naps*
7pm: *wakes up*

7-11pm: *finds any way to procrastinate*

11pm: "the amount of work college gives me is ridiculous and so unreasonable they have no idea how hard it is to get everything done in such a short time i have a LIFE you know".

— rav (@Doughbvy) April 8, 2018

If you drive past horses and don’t say “horses” you’re a psychopath

— rav (@Doughbvy) May 28, 2018