why are u brushing ur teeth before the dentist. u got a crush on them or something

— James (@CaucasianJames) December 23, 2021

american airlines just asked me if i’d be willing to switch my flight and instead of landing in LA i’d land in ontario. they shot their shot and i respect it

— James (@CaucasianJames) June 28, 2022

do u think people in 1920 were like “man i miss 1916”

— James (@CaucasianJames) August 1, 2020

if it weren’t for that iceberg sinking the titanic we never would have gotten the movie that launched leonardo into stardom no wonder he’s so passionate about climate change he owes icebergs his whole career

— James (@CaucasianJames) June 25, 2019

mulan if ur reading this dm me i know how we can defeat the huns

— James (@CaucasianJames) November 14, 2018